how do you primarily use the LIKE feature on tumblr?
long/permanent storage of posts I like to re-enjoy, reference info, etc
bookmark posts til I can interact with them properly later (then un-like)
a little moral support treat for OP
secret 4th thing
I really just saw people who had no idea likes were even stored so now I'm curious. please explain your relationship with the like button
guy 1: wow, it's cold as hell today
guy 2: oh yeah, it's cold as shit
third guy who is not aware that those are two commonly used expressions and understands that the first two guys are emphasizing how cold it is but not that the phrase they used can't just have the noun swapped out for anything else: yes, it is cold as blood
going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year
”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest
ok so explanation of horsequest:
9 months ago i figured out how to glitch majora’s mask 3D to let me remotely control epona; i then got epona into places they’re not supposed to be and posted pictures to miiverse claiming i was playing “horsequest”
Zelda Heritage Post
fuck marry kill: greco-roman columns edition (pictures below) 🏛️
fuck doric, marry ionic, kill corinthian
fuck ionic, marry corinthian, kill doric
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fuck doric, marry corinthian, kill ionic
fuck ionic, marry doric, kill corinthian
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What does a driver flashing their high beams at another driver mean?
Beware/slow down, there's deer ahead.
Beware/slow down, there's a cop ahead looking for customers.
Beware/slow down, there's either deer or a cop ahead.
I don't know what it means.
I've never heard of this nor seen this.
It's a gang thing and you're going to die.
Secret other thing.
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